I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I want to make a zoo with you.
I wonder what it would be like to be a slice of cheese.
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
At one point I had two blunts in my hand and had no idea where they came from.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
I kept yelling "BY ORDER OF THE PEAKY FUCKING BLINDERS" in a terrible brummie accent at everyone I saw wearing a flatcap.
Randomize
