I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
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It's like the god of all feather dusters, but for your vagina
It really is the softest mustache
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
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im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Dude are you being arrested? I swear I just saw you laying on the hood of your car with a cop patting you down...
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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