I introduced my face to asphalt last night. They didn't get along.
If a guy called my cleavage "mesmerizing" but is kinda related to me, does it still count?
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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