Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I have acquired 14 pictures of hard dicks tonight... I was on a mission. Don't even pretend you aren't proud.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
This bird just went for my eyes. Does he think I'm dead???
ALSO I MAYBE ACCIDENTALLY HAND CUFFED MYSELF TO A CHAIR
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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