I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
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