After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
Just realized the hot girl at the office got a boob job over the Holiday.....she is now super-hot girl.
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
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then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
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I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
I can say with absolute certainty the only time we ever had a civil conversation was when we agreed we both liked pizza.
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