I work with a guy that has a strong spanish accent. He just said "I have a plethora of ..." and I busted out into laughter b4 he finished his sentence b/c it reminded me of 3 amigos.
I swear, if I find out you're lying, I'm going to put your name on one of those herpes watch websites and put the link up on every social networking site in existence.
I consider it a successful poop when you only have to wipe once.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
She was two things I dont understand: tall and Christian
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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