Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
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You kept me hostage in your driveway until you got your point across that alaska has warm weather
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
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I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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