I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
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who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel as though the word "tired" has become synonymous with "too high to manage the stairs" lately
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
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The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
I can't even properly respond cuz I'm ballsdeep in falafel
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
my vagina can't handle any more of our 4 day long smash bash. it should be like a holiday or something. should only happen once a year.
Do you realize our room single-handedly hooked up with most of that wedding party last night?
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