why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I had another sex dream about you but it was very dissatisfying. As you finished you starting singing the star spangled banner. then you left. I was not amused.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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