respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
my poor anus
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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