Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
if im not pregnant im gonna be so pissed for spending the money from my weed fund on the test
wow, a mother in the making
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He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Times have changed. Freshman year I could throw my shirt in a bonfire and still get laid. Now when I puke in my girlfriend's bed on her birthday I'm "an asshole"
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tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
Well, we all woke up in drag with no memory of why we were in drag. On the plus side, this shade of lipstick looks really good on me.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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