currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
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her body is proportioned like a family guy character
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
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Not sure what happened last night, but I woke up without a shirt on and cereal glued to my boobs...
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Well I finally got to say all the things I wanted to say. Including telling him he looks like a naked mole rat
The stripper started talking about murdering people....that lapdance turned dark.....
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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