do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
I'm having sex on a snuggie, yes i stopped to text you
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
my roomates packed me a lunch. it had bread, cheesewiz, a can of refried beans and a condom with a note that said "good luck on your first day". im not even gonna pretend to be mad.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
Let's be honest, your relationships fail because the man you're looking for is the equivalent of an intellectual blow-up doll.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
I want to die, ON THAT, with that INSIDE ME. ironically, I sense that would be the only time I'd feel alive.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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