Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I woke up in my tom cruise outfit with my house key tied to my thong....
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
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