Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
We were on a plane, I couldn't just grab his dick
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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