Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
Nothing is worse than puking naked in front of strangers
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
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I was the one passing out cake at the bars
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
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its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
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scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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