Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
I don't remember her name, but I do remember yelling at her from the balcony of the hotel room during her walk of shame.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
Sorry i'm not sorry i made out with your dad. It was father's day weekend, get a grip
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
The best thing he's ever done for me was comment on my profile picture saying "hello boner"
Im beginning to think that if I ever write an autobiography it will have to be mostly fill in the blank.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Ok here's the plan: birth control, KFC, handcuffs.
Randomize
