Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
Next time I say "Watch this" Get me the fuck out of the bar.
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
I think people are normalizing furries
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
my nextdoor neighbor called me saying "um hey, your mom just stumbled into bed with me and my husband, can you please come get her?"
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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