We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
a girl walking in front of me just packed her cigarettes 72 times and yes i counted
how much adderall did you take today?
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
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just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
Left for charity run at 5AM. Saw a pigeon eating last night's vomit and a pair of shame-walkers in high heels. Nature at it's finest.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
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Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Don't date the locals. They're all tainted.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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