yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
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Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
At the ER. Dropped bottle lead to cut foot which led to me drunk hitting on doctors. Not going well.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
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The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
So we just smoked a bowl, out of an antler, with this old dude, while standing at the bar. Dude just walked up and said we were in his spot, just began packing it and handing it around...
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
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