I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
I feel like a food baby is going to burst from my stomach and eat all the leftovers until another food baby rips out of its stomach. And so on. It's truly a merry Christmas.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
History professor is at the bar. Hurry! There's only so many A's he could give before it starts to look bad.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
She just texted me saying "come over and eat me out, my vagina smells like honey glazed ham." I know I shouldn't be, but i'm just so curious.
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