Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
She set an alarm on my phone for her birthday. Place: Her bed.
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You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
You ask to touch his thighs ten times and called them magnificent.....need I say more
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
that's the second time my extensive knowledge of taylor swift has gotten me laid
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