my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Shark Week. Kick off begins Sunday. The drinking game has been upgraded to include jumping/breaching sharks and Jake's not allowed to bring the harpoon. Period.
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
Is percocet and coffee considered a balanced breakfast?
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
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