My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
We were walking up the stairs and I asked Dominick what floor the party was on. The cop who had just tried breaking it up was walking down the stairs, drinking a slurpee, and answered, "Third floor."
Yeah I was convinced everyone knew I was high. Time was passing way too slowly for anyone NOT to notice.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
Realizing life ain't all about burritos and strippers, it's a struggle out there, and it ain't looking pretty so far,..
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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