last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Randomize
