Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
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I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
and do you remember when you were dressing me if i had money in my bra?
he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
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Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
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