Who wears a wallet chain?!
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
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He scratched off my spray tan. Literal nail marks down my back. Can't imagine what's underneath his fingernails.
Apparently, I kept going on about how i'm going to name my first born Ramen. I think this is a good parenting move.
Speaking of gay, some dude in a life vest just goes, we should pull our dicks out! To larry. Were leaving now. I saw penis
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
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but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
I think I had sex with a seagull last night. The window is open and there a feathers everywhere.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
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