Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
This is getting ridiculous. See/touch her boobs=good day. Not see/not touch her boobs=bad day. I am legitimately depressed over the lack of tits in my hands right now.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
I'm going to make "gut the love salmon" a common slang term for sex. Spread the word.
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
I decided not to look up the nudes, because I believe that there is a line, and that mocking my old classmate's horrid nudes alone crosses that line.
my sex drive just dried up, fell out, and is rolling on the floor somewhere.
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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