So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I like waking up with a slight hangover cause I'm dehydrated and it makes me feel thinner.
Is it because I queefed?
I thought it couldn't get worse until she said "Nipple hair"
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I need something for rope burns and an inner ear infection. Separate incidents, FYI..
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
He’s definitely circumcised. There’s not enough room in those speedos for a foreskin with that fire hose he’s packing.
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