it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
If throwing a bottle across the bar, hitting a skank in the head and not getting caught was an Olympic event, you'd bring merica the gold every time
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I never said it was inaccurate, I said I hate you.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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