he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
my parents are out trying to convince the local liquor stores to post "do not sell our daughter alcohol" flyers. i'm preping my defense now.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
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If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Hey do you think you can sew an adult onsie with easy access if you know what I mean!!?? It must have bunny feet.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
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Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
I just remembered you petting my nose last night to help the cocaine 'sink in'. I don't think that's how it works
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
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