even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
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I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
Just had the best idea EVER: start a mead brewing/dispensery business! WE CAN BREW IT IN MY GIANT CLOSET, AND NEVER BE SOBER AGAIN.
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Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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