He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
im starting to recognize places in this city by where i have drunkenly peed in public
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
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I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
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