your thong is hanging out like whoa
My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
don't worry. When rigor sets in, we'll make sure to get you laid one last time.
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
After last night's events, I googled "how to change your life direction." I found a really helpful ehow.com article.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I feel like if you stuck me in a room with all my old toys it'd be the best high ever.
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I want a burrito.
Truly, you are the voice of a generation.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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