just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
All I want in this world right now are Doritoessssss
OK. You going to get home safe? Who are you with?
Doritoesssssss
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
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Steve just broke his bong and some kid in an american flag bathing suit and no shirt just fell down the stairs. Its dangerous here
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
I think he's like 40 and maybe a little sociopathetic and i have never been so turned on
Another text to add to the intervention pile, i see
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
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