You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
Why am I a bad person? You were the one trying to get people to eat tape.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
Someone brought brownies to work and I was skeptical to eat one then I remembered I was at work and there is no way there is weed in them. Haha I'm blaming you for that.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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