i swear to god her finding her clit was like looking for a sock in a dryer full of beach towels
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we've been doin it since '07. it's like married sex now, were both comfortable so neither of us really tries anymore, we just do it because it's convenient
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They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
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The friend zone. He put me in the friend zone. But said he still wants me to suck his dick. I'm in the dick sucking friend zone and I want to die.
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i just has to use a gift card to Target that one of my students parents got me to buy Plan B bc my bank account is -$0.08 so my 2017 is starting exactly how i pictured.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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