Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
she has double-d's AND she knows what level Pidgeot evolves. don't tell me she's not a keeper
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
The thing is that despite the high paying career and the increased responsibility, my life hasn't changed that much. Only instead of blacking out on $2 wells at some dive I blackout on top shelf martinis in a suit. Oh and only on Fri & Sat nights. Being 30 doesn't suck as bad as everyone led me to believe.
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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