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I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
She looks makes a Zellweger face when she cums, she's keeps asking why I call her renee
The frequency that you give me blue balls couldn't be healthy.
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...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
We fed your dog hot wings then gave it some Bud light to drink. You're right. Dogs are fun.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
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we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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