I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
you handled that situation with as much grace as someone puking involuntarily could
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Love is....waiting for your girl to throw up her shot in the bathroom...then handing her her beer. Game face.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I don't know. I'm drunk and dressed as a pirate but ill do the math tomorrow morning.
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
She's nice. But even when I am with her I am thinking of her mom, literally the hottest woman on earth.
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