YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I just woke up in my car with half the wedding cake next to me. This will not end well.
Hooked up with my first aid and cpr teacher last night. She dressed as a lifeguard and brought me back to life. Beat that.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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