Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
ugly people sure do ruin things
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
I think there was chlamydia in those woods.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
Dude, my back STILL hurts from carrying the team on BP last night.
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
