I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
unrelatedly i think im gonna download boogie nights just to see mark wahlberg's penis
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
It's an open bar on a yacht... I'm going to drown.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
We were sexting and i didn't know what to say, so i said i wanted to wrap him in tortillas and devour him like a burrito. then i went on by saying that i liked my burritos with a lot of cheese.
Normal people find beers in their gym bag, right?
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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