i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
Just found a pic on my phone of you on squatting on the hood of a police car about to take a dump. Care to explain what happened last night?
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
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