Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He kept saying that the puke outside the theater wasn't his and it was all a set up to keep him from partying with the whores. Then he passed out on the sidewalk.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Just thought i'd let you guys know that my dad was roofied at a lesbian bar last night...
Your CAR. Is in a LAKE. I'd say "a big mess" is a pretty conservative description of the situation.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
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