Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
You have permanently scared my back with your nails. I would like to congratulate you on a job well done.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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