i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
I'm honestly too sad to drink and hang out with strippers. This breakup sucks.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
He has until sunday, then my legs are officially closed to him
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
I got to the party and found your shoes in a bag of Funyuns. You weren't even there.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
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