put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
and that's when the elephants and penises started dancing on the ceiling
do herpes really smell.
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
How am I suppose to fully love you when you cant even open up and try to fulfill my midget fantasy
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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