i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
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I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
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so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I puked in the back of my mom's new car because I had too much to drink at Chilis. I think I just hit rock bottom.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
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