Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
I can't feel my tongue. And that means go. Green means go. And you know what Barney says. Green means go and woah means no. DRIIIIINKK
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Just got tinder matched with my COMM TA. Game on.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
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