tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
i found your underwear in my bra... i dont even remember how this happened.
shit. all i remember is the look on your moms face.
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
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She didn't know my name but she knew I was Canadian so she just called me Canada. It sounded like the national anthem when we were fucking.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
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It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
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