woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
Briing, briiing- tricycle ridden. Where is my crown?
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I have grass duct taped all over my body
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
Not sure how a movie about Jesus has managed to make me feel insecure about my boobs but it has.
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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