too bad you live with your parents still
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
Just saw a teacher from our school with his wife... Now i really know how little teachers get paid.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
Day drinking straight vodka out of a Mountain Dew can being towed behind a kayak on a raft. And no, there is no time difference, it really is 10 am.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I'm about to make existential crisis tacos.
Hey beautiful no judgement but why is there a bucket of KFC chicken in the bathtub??
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
We're getting a bucket of chicken and screwing around, so no, you can't join us.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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