yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
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he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
I'm still not sure if it was intentional, but the chiropractor definitely cradled his balls on my shoulder. He even seemed to adjust the sack for comfort. I think I should be flattered. He is a doctor, after all..
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
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I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just saw someone dressed as a bear leave your house on a motorcycle. I guess you guys are having a good time.
he drove over two hours to fuck me and came in 3 minutes. he got mad when I asked him if it was worth it...
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Decided to stay in tonight. Completely sober. Just got two drunken booty calls within 5 minutes of each other. This is my life.
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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