im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
I woke up with ten beers in my bag that hoarded at the party last night. Rally? Its five somewhere.
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
You were humming mission impossible as we ran from the cops
I just wanted to let you know that this afternoon I took a piss at the same toliet you drank out of on New Years Eve.
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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