This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
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I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
I should start printing out disclaimer handouts and passing them out to people saying, "I can not be held responsible for anything I say or do this evening."
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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Basically taped my dick down because it's too obvious in this costume...
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
I don't know if it was the movie or the drugs but after i watched it i wore the same spongebob shirt to school for two weeks and stopped showering
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